The Indian cricket team is going through a bad phase. It's been 4 month's we haven't won a series abroad. Here are 20 ways how the Indian cricket can retain their pride.
1) Replace the Indian cricket team with the Indian Hockey team in the name of Rotation Policy. Atleast the Hockey team knows where to hit the ball.
2) Tell Sachin Tendulkar to play hockey. He can score 100 goals faster than his 100th 100.
3) Replace Cricket bats with Hockey sticks and tell the players to use them as a weapon if the umpires give wrong decisions. #UDRS #MankadRunOut #StoppingTheBallDuringRun-Out
4) Make a movie on Cricket with SRK as the coach.
5) Tell hockey players to try the Helicopter shot, this way they will never score goals and Cricket will prevail.
6) Tell Sharad Pawar to become the president of the Indian Hockey Team and invite hockey players to auction for the IPL matches. #IfYouCan'tWinAgainstThemSimpleBuyThem
7) Tell Bajaj Discover to sponsor the Indian team as against Hero sponsoring the Hockey team. Because every time the Hockey team wins the cricket team can say 'Chalta Hai'.
8) Cricket team should go on a break of 1-2 months saying they are suffering from weird diseases. This way they will still trend and get sympathies from their fans (with photo shares of Facebook. 1 like if you want to pray once and 1 share if you want to pray twice :\)
9) Don't blame the coach, blame your fellow seniors and juniors for appearing on more advertisements, in order to get free publicity and more ads.
10) Tell MSD to fight, beat, abuse and argue with everyone, especially when they are in a state of losing. This way he can get banned and blame Shewag for losing the rest of the matches.
11) Tell the Hockey team, that the cricket team is talented. We have Harbhajan Singh hosting Ring ka King and Sreesanth who can host Dance India Dance.
12) Tell Virat Kohli to audition for Roadies. His middle fingers and bad attitude can be of good use for the show.
13) Ask if the football or hockey team if they need Ravindra Jadeja for free.
14) Tell Parthiv Patel to give his 12th std exam, he is not going to get a chance till Dhoni retires.
15) Ask Irfan Pathan to be sure if he wants to be a bowler/batsmen or a model.
16) Ask Srikant to speak in Marathi during team selection to get support from MNS or Shiv Sena. #IfAustraliaWinsWeWillBurnMumbai #NoOtherTeamShouldWinInIndia
17) Make Vinod Kambli the captain for Indian cricket team. Your mom, sister and bhabhi will watch cricket as a daily soap filled rona dhona drama every match
18) Tell Ganguly to remove his t-shirt in the commentary box and wave it in the air. This way once the opponents wins the match against Indian cricket team, will repeat the act and be banned for insulting the game. This way we can definitely try winning the next match.
19) Make Greg Chapel the coach of the Indian Hockey team.
20) Last but not the least, invite the Indian Hockey team to IPL after parties and click sleazy pictures with cheerleader and make them infamous.
Hope you liked the blog. If you have any more lines to add up here please be free to suggest. Thank you.
1) Replace the Indian cricket team with the Indian Hockey team in the name of Rotation Policy. Atleast the Hockey team knows where to hit the ball.
2) Tell Sachin Tendulkar to play hockey. He can score 100 goals faster than his 100th 100.
3) Replace Cricket bats with Hockey sticks and tell the players to use them as a weapon if the umpires give wrong decisions. #UDRS #MankadRunOut #StoppingTheBallDuringRun-Out
4) Make a movie on Cricket with SRK as the coach.
5) Tell hockey players to try the Helicopter shot, this way they will never score goals and Cricket will prevail.
6) Tell Sharad Pawar to become the president of the Indian Hockey Team and invite hockey players to auction for the IPL matches. #IfYouCan'tWinAgainstThemSimpleBuyThem
7) Tell Bajaj Discover to sponsor the Indian team as against Hero sponsoring the Hockey team. Because every time the Hockey team wins the cricket team can say 'Chalta Hai'.
8) Cricket team should go on a break of 1-2 months saying they are suffering from weird diseases. This way they will still trend and get sympathies from their fans (with photo shares of Facebook. 1 like if you want to pray once and 1 share if you want to pray twice :\)
9) Don't blame the coach, blame your fellow seniors and juniors for appearing on more advertisements, in order to get free publicity and more ads.
10) Tell MSD to fight, beat, abuse and argue with everyone, especially when they are in a state of losing. This way he can get banned and blame Shewag for losing the rest of the matches.
11) Tell the Hockey team, that the cricket team is talented. We have Harbhajan Singh hosting Ring ka King and Sreesanth who can host Dance India Dance.
12) Tell Virat Kohli to audition for Roadies. His middle fingers and bad attitude can be of good use for the show.
13) Ask if the football or hockey team if they need Ravindra Jadeja for free.
14) Tell Parthiv Patel to give his 12th std exam, he is not going to get a chance till Dhoni retires.
15) Ask Irfan Pathan to be sure if he wants to be a bowler/batsmen or a model.
16) Ask Srikant to speak in Marathi during team selection to get support from MNS or Shiv Sena. #IfAustraliaWinsWeWillBurnMumbai #NoOtherTeamShouldWinInIndia
17) Make Vinod Kambli the captain for Indian cricket team. Your mom, sister and bhabhi will watch cricket as a daily soap filled rona dhona drama every match
18) Tell Ganguly to remove his t-shirt in the commentary box and wave it in the air. This way once the opponents wins the match against Indian cricket team, will repeat the act and be banned for insulting the game. This way we can definitely try winning the next match.
19) Make Greg Chapel the coach of the Indian Hockey team.
20) Last but not the least, invite the Indian Hockey team to IPL after parties and click sleazy pictures with cheerleader and make them infamous.
Hope you liked the blog. If you have any more lines to add up here please be free to suggest. Thank you.
Absolutley! Phir dil do hockey ko. Also inform cricketers' girlfriends and wives that hockey sticks are pretty useful equipments in themselves.
ReplyDeleteHighly amusing! Until they prove themselves again...they are just a bunch of jokers! Also, Virat and Sreesanth...both are apt candidates for Roadies! They can use all their "abusive powers" to set the TRPs soaring!
ReplyDeleteGood one! Keep writing :)
Highly amusing! Until they prove themselves again...they are just a bunch of jokers! Also, Virat and Sreesanth...both are apt candidates for Roadies! They can use all their "abusive powers" to set the TRPs soaring!
ReplyDeleteGood one! Keep writing :)